Thursday, November 5, 2020

Trump Memorandum to the United States Supreme Court

Subject:  Counting Votes Against Me is a Total and Complete Fraud

Date: November 6, 2020

RE:  Donald J Trump and Michael Pence VS Counting Votes In Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan and Georgia (but not in Nevada and Arizona, please)


To My Supreme Court:

As you know, it's easy to win (we're always winning, winning, winning), but it's very hard for me to lose; so all Democrat votes that might make me lose, after I was already ahead by such a great number of votes, should be thrown out and are the greatest fraud ever against the American people.  Plus, I told everyone we already won and Melania has ordered her inaugural ball gown (you should see it), and the invitations have gone to the printers so the counting has to STOP!  They should never have been counted after I was in the lead.  I was like way ahead, but can you believe it, they didn't stop counting?  What happened? All these votes magically appeared at 5am.  They found all these votes. Wisconsin....I don't know.  Nobody knows where they came from.  It's like the testing.  I told them, I said, stop testing and the China Virus will go away, it will just disappear.  I looked at the numbers in Pennsylvania and I said, Wow, Wow that's a lot, because when you add in North Carolina which--and there's a lot of life in Georgia and people who love their president.  So you know we have to stop it.

Free and fair elections, they say. It's so unfair to me.  Because there's counting.  They're basically unfair, like the Russia witch hunt and the fake nyews.   And the counting.  So much counting. They go on and on and on.  The Biden fraud, this is them:  They count everything. They got toilet paper stuck to their shoe, that's a ballot.  Hey, there's something on that one.  That's for Biden.  Count it.  It's true. Totally happened in Philadelphia.  Truckloads of Democrat toilet paper ballots.  There's no way I didn't win. So this is what you do.  You go One Two Three Four-- and you know what comes next (even my people know what comes next.  I love my people)  So you don't have to keep counting.  It's enough counting.  So you stop it. And we won as far as I'm concerned.  Did you know we won Texas and O-Hi-O by 8.1 points. Great victories and everybody said, they have to call it for you, Mr. President; you won everybody said; but what happened to the election?  They stopped the election and kept counting--finding Democrat votes.  That's what somebody said. They can't catch up; how can they catch up?  Impossible, so stop the counting.  I said, my judges will stop the counting.

They knew they couldn't win so they said, "Let's go to court", I predicted it, so I am taking them to your very amazing supreme courtroom to throw out all the illegal fraudulent Biden votes.


P.S.  Remember that I appointed three of you.

P.P.S. to Amy (this is another perfect memo; hint hint)

Sincerely,





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